First French lesson out the way... oh mon dieu!
The teacher was only here today to find out how good I was with French... Which isn't very good... yet.
The whole French lesson was spoken in French from the word Bonjour (Hang on, aren't I meant to be taught this first?) I think he got angry because all my answers were oui or non. I explained to him that I nearly sold my girlfriend to the waiter before because I got my words the wrong way round and he is working extra hard to ensure this doesnt happen again.
(Update: Its been a week and I dont think hes coming back lol)
(Update: Its been a week and I dont think hes coming back lol)
This is the first attempt of me cooking since living in France, and almost my FIRST attempt...
Tasted better than it looked though believe! The Meaty lump is chicken I think, then there is Asparagus mmmm and some green stuff which said Legumes (Vegtables) on the packet.
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Here is the nice little restaurant called GAP, which can be found next to the cafe FUKA >>>
But there can be only one place to eat... It is known as 'THE LIZARD CAFE' found in the shopping district les Halles...
There's every type of meal on the menu from Squids to American Burgers to English Beef.
We both saw what was on the table next to us and ordered the same. One Chunky, proper meat burger with Real French mustard made from scratch, runny egg n crispy chips with seasoning... dam even the lettuce tasted special! When I took a look under the baps... I saw it was bleeding a bit. BUT this is 'Well-done' in France. (If you want no blood, you 'Must' ask for burnt) Didnt think I would be able to handle the blood, but after Kate took a bite like the vampire she is, her eyes went all Triangle shaped and sparkly, I could see that she was in heaven, and tried it... I would like a pint of blood next time please... WOW The taste was so good my armpit hair nearly exploded!
Anyway, there was this normal looking electronics and dvd store in the mall (similar to HMV)... Except this one has rather hard looking a Gay/Lesbo section. (Kinky French types yet again...) Strange that there were some rather explicit covers on shelves only a foot from the floor. Even the fella in the push chair got an eyeful as he was wheeled past. Caught this chap in the photo taking a cheeky peak at a lesbo dvd
Lost gurler in this large shop, but found her again watching 3D Hamsters being chased on the latest technology 3D TV's out there. Here shes looking quite concerned for the Hamster cause it nearly got run over.
GRAFFITI can be a problem in Paris as its on everything. Even the cars!!! I will definetely never own a car thats for sure. Also the cars park bumper to bumper... literally! More than a few times, I've seen cars or vans slowly reverse into the parked cars and push them out the way to make room for parking!?
BUT... there were some people that were doing Graffiti to cover over old stuff and make it look better than just plain bricks n scribble. They were actually pretty amazing artists too.
Heres some shots of their work:
The one below says on his head "Legal for all" talking about the Graffiti...
Stranger still is this shop window display that "Looks" like a baby being crucified and its heads fallen off. They were advertising childrens toys and child safety :S
Remember that old attic room that cost about 300 Euros a month, but it was literally a dark empty attic... Well bump the price up a little higher and look what nearly quarter a million Euros will get you here...
1 ROOM studio apartment, furnished with student looking furniture. Just wow... its SOOOO Expensive ! Double this price to get one of them Mansions on top of Portsdown hill. :S and Pompey's not exactly cheap nowdays...
Being abroad you always get people asking to bring back cheap booze n fags, but in Paris everythings more pricey, so it may not work like that. Sorry chaps!
Although Ill make the acception for Baby D (Poo's wife 2 be...) who in the middle of the day, text me asking if I can back some Kinder Slices (lol!) (because they aren't for sell in England anymore...) I was so impressed with your randomness that day Danny! Gotta check though... are these the ones? xx
I also found a picture of Lisa V at the bottem of my cup which scared my socks off. Imagine your having a shot of some turbo powered alchohol and then you see Lisa looking at you from the bottem of the cup? WTF! lol (see below...)
If your looking for Japanesey type gaming shops...
One road will rule them all (Just a shame about the bloody PRICES!!! Still its worth walking around. A bit
like a museum... only interesting!
This paticular shop is owned by a fella who travels to Japan, buys the games, then sells them here. What a nice guy!
Below is a great shot of Kate and that Master-Chief plonker. We dont like him.
Here is a beautiful Clip of Retro Video game road...
Seriously though, you need a good week to inspect each case indivually.
Apart from overdoing gym trying to catch myself up again by having a washboard stomach even Peter Andre would be envious of, I nearly passed out in the Oasis section of the local supermarket, but luckily Kate was handy to catch me.
Its so cold right now that even the dog pee on the wall has frozen. Kate is snug though as she has a special designed blanket she can wear. Combined with my hoodie and dark lighting, she did scare me when I got in...
Let there be cake's... (French ones please)